I’m sitting here typing this on a mobile device, as my computer isn’t with me. However, I need to share this massive piece of news given to me exclusively.
A unnamed Man City club member messaged me in the early hours of the morning saying that Erling Haaland was unhappy at Man City and wants out of the club. Why? It seems Haaland is unhappy playing as just a poacher in Man City’s system and when he spoke to Pep about this, it devolved into a yelling match.
It also seems unlikely now that Erling Haaland will ever play for the club again, with the rest of the season for him focused on a move away.
Barcelona and Real Madrid are the favourites to sign the domineering forward, with them seemingly dropping all other transfers to make this happen. This clears the path for PSG to sign Leo Messi. We’re in for a long summer.
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APRIL FOOL’S!!!
did I get you?