What If I was Barcelona Manager?

What If I was Barcelona Manager?

 

By Jim James

 

A what if. I know I haven’t done many of these, but I will try to from now on. That and try to get a post done every day. So in this scenario I take the reigns as Barca manager and try to steer the ship and get them to success. More specifically, I have a few goals:

  1. Get Erling Haaland
  2. Get their Salary Cap higher
  3. Set them up for Success

With the goals in mind, let’s begin! 

 

January Transfer Window

 

Step 1: Have a dumpster fire sale

My first plan is to sell – or try to sell – the following players; Ousmane Dembele, Samuel Umtiti, Clement Lenglet, Frenkie de Jong, Marc-Andre Ter Stegen, Sergi Roberto, and Sergino Dest. I plan to get in the region of 75 million in the window. Anyone who doesn’t sell I’ll try to sell in the next window. 

 

Step 2: Only make necessary signings

With our drastically reduced Salary Cap, and our goal to increase it by a long shot for next season, we’ll only make signings that are absolutely necessary. I’ll drop our search for a striker, as it seems like a waste of funds. A necessary transfer would be a Goalkeeper if Ter Stegen leaves, potentially a swap for the unsettled Gianluigi Donnarumma, partly because it’s a steal bit of business, and also because it will likely help our relationship with Mino Raiola for you-know-who.

 

Transfers

In:

Gigi Donnarumma: 30m + MATS

 

Total: 30m

 

Out:

Ousmane Dembele: 20m

Samu Umtiti: 15m

Clement Lenglet: 20m

Sergi Roberto: 15m

Marc-Andre Ter Stegen: Gigi Donnarumma

 

Total: 70m

 

Net: +40m

 

2nd Half of the season

 

Step 1: Set up a game plan

I want to make a game plan that keeps in-form players in the squad, gives opportunities to youngsters, and is just plain good. For the game against Alaves, this would be my Starting XI:

 

Ansu Fati     L.de Jong     Ferran T.

 

           Pedri              Gavi

                      Nico G.
Alba                                   D.Alves

         Pique            Araujo

                  Donnarumma

 

Subs Bench:

Neto

Dest

Eric

Mingueza

Balde

Busquets

Puig

Sanz Catalan

Ferran J.

Ilias

Depay

Ez Abde

 

Step 2: Bring Classic Barcelona Back, but with a twist

In recent years, Barcelona have been lost in boring possession, sidepassing, no forward progression football. I would change that. I’d train the team to do Tiki-Taka style with a pinch of counter attack. I want to bring attack minded football back to the Camp Nou. On defense I would press the heck out of teams with a high, unrelenting press. 

 

Summer Transfer Window

 

Step 1: Sell the rest of the unnecessary parts

The Ultimate goal this summer is to sign Erling Haaland. To do that we do of course need the money. We want to get a couple transfers done before Haaland’s ultimate signing. We’d want to sell Busquets, FdJ, and Memphis Depay to raise the last little bit of money for our summer spree, hopefully with a much larger salary cap.

 

Step 2: Go on a Spree

Our top target is of course, Erling Haaland, but we need a plan B, which would be Dusan Vlahovic. If we’re priced out of a move for him, we would go for Paulo Dybala. To replace the previously sold Sergino Dest and likely retired Dani Alves, we’d sign Noussair Mazraoui for free from Ajax. We’d also sign Cesar Azpilicueta and Niklas Sule for free from Chelsea & Ajax respectively. Our last priority signing would be Ryan Gravenberch from Ajax for 30m and if we could and had the money, we’d do the unprecedented and try to get Leo Messi back for PSG. If that doesn’t work, we’d go for Adama Traore. 

 

Summer Transfer Window

 

In:

Erling Haaland: 75m

Ryan Gravenberch: 30m

Leo Messi: 25m

Noussair Mazraoui: Free

Cesar Azpilicueta: Free

Niklas Sule: Free

 

Total: 130m

 

Out:

Memphis Depay: 40m

Frenkie de Jong: 65m

Sergio Busquets: 20m

 

Total: 125m

 

Net: -5m

 

Net From All Windows: +35m

 

Final Gameplan

 

Ansu Fati   Haaland   Messi

 

          Pedri           Gavi

                    Nico G.

Alba                          Mazraoui

          Araujo     Sule

               Donnarumma

 

That’s all I’ll do for now, as I can’t forsee what would happen with this team. Until Next Time.

 

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